BIC Off!


  1. I’m 60, so looking like a girl is rather impossible, in addition to being totally fucking creepy.
  2. Not sure what “act like a lady” even means anymore, but I’m pretty sure it’s a much “broader” interpretation than BIC means here.
  3. Not interested in thinking like a man either. I’m not quite as obsessed with penises as they are. (Much to their chagrin.)
  4. Women work like a boss every single fucking day for less money. So fuck that shit.

Come on BIC, look like a pen, act like a pen, think like a pen, and write like you are in the 21st Century.

About the author

Amy Sherman

Amy Hartl Sherman is a freelance writer, poet and humorist. A graduate from the University of Illlinois, a retired flight attendant, improv comedian, empty-nester and overall nobody, Amy writes erratically as opposed to erotically, and sometimes humorously, while living with her husband, one fat cat, and a co-dependent Dachshund. Her sons escaped unscathed.

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